IDK, they handed me this diploma and set me loose

welp I stayed up until 2 anyone who isn’t on Skype by now ain’t getting on...

Thu, 23 May 2013 02:59:51 -0400

welp

I stayed up until 2

anyone who isn’t on Skype by now ain’t getting on it.

*sigh*

*rolls over and sulks*

“You don’t break a curse; you get out of its way.” Unexpected wise words from the...

Thu, 23 May 2013 01:47:47 -0400

“You don’t break a curse; you get out of its way.”

Unexpected wise words from the man WHO WOULD OTHERWISE SEEM TO HAVE NO GOD-GIVEN SENSE WHATSOEVER

I’m glad Sam’s talking to the kid. They both don’t really relate to their folks,...

Thu, 23 May 2013 01:34:50 -0400

I’m glad Sam’s talking to the kid. They both don’t really relate to their folks, and the kid’s realtor dad treats him like a freak, so Sam told him in a couple of years (he’s 16), he can go off to college and not have to worry about his dad’s constant disapproval as much.

And the kid doesn’t seem antagonistic; now that he trusts Sam a bit, he’s been explaining that something weird’s going on and even he’s confused…

DEAN NO

DEAN WHY ARE YOU REACHING INTO AN EARTHWORM MOUND WITH YR BARE HAND YOU DON’T KNOW WHAT’S IN THERE

OH SHIT DEAN THAT’S A SKULL PUT IT DOWN

*pukes a bit*

Friendly warning to SKIP EPISODE 1:8 IF YOU ARE ARACHNOPHOBIC HOLY SHIT

Thu, 23 May 2013 01:24:59 -0400

Friendly warning to SKIP EPISODE 1:8 IF YOU ARE ARACHNOPHOBIC HOLY SHIT

bakuninja replied to your post: 1:8 So this episode is called ‘Bugs’, huh. Well,… I skipped...

Thu, 23 May 2013 01:08:44 -0400

bakuninja replied to your post: 1:8 So this episode is called ‘Bugs’, huh. Well,…

I skipped that one about 10-15 minutes in

I’ll stick with it and see how it goes.

1:8 So this episode is called ‘Bugs’, huh. Well, there’s no way this can go...

Thu, 23 May 2013 01:00:18 -0400

1:8

So this episode is called ‘Bugs’, huh.

Well, there’s no way this can go badly.

…

OKAY, TWO MINUTES IN AND IT IS ALREADY GOING VERY BADLY NONONONONONOOOOOOOOO

Photo

Wed, 22 May 2013 23:42:56 -0400

dduane: doctorcanon: cmcross: No, you don’t understand. This...

Wed, 22 May 2013 23:40:31 -0400

dduane:

doctorcanon:

cmcross:

No, you don’t understand.

This actually happens.

We got a 16 year old boy on our unit once, because Pediatrics was full, and it’s about 1 in the morning and all the nurses are at the nurses station having a break and we’re all talking and having a laugh and then all of a sudden this kids heart monitor just goes CRAZY.

So we call the code and I grab the crash cart and about 6 of us just take off running down the hall and we bust in the room and this kid is just sitting there with his hand around his junk looking MORTIFIED.

So we just sort of backed out of the room quietly, walked calmly to the stairwell, and had a total and complete hysterical breakdown.

It was the funniest shit ever.

Omigod so many nurses have told me stories like these.

(chuckle) ….Yep.

1:7 SHIT WHAT THE FUCK AUGH

Wed, 22 May 2013 23:08:47 -0400

1:7

SHIT WHAT THE FUCK AUGH

DEAN YOU FUCKING FUCK SAM JUST GOT HIS ASS ARRESTED TO BUY YOU TIME AND YOU GO DO THE ONE THING HE...

Wed, 22 May 2013 21:57:33 -0400

DEAN YOU FUCKING FUCK

SAM JUST GOT HIS ASS ARRESTED TO BUY YOU TIME AND YOU GO DO THE ONE THING HE LITERALLY SAID DON’T DO

DISHONOR

DISHONOR ON YOU, DISHONOR ON YR CAR

~~but if he rolled up outside my house and said ‘get in’ I’d totally do it because for someone without a rational bone in his body he is DAMN FINE hnnnnnnnn~~

1:6 Dean and Sam find the car: Dean: Finally, something goes right tonight.Police Siren:...

Wed, 22 May 2013 21:52:24 -0400

1:6

Dean and Sam find the car:

Dean: Finally, something goes right tonight.
Police Siren: BIUUUUUUUUUUUUU

THINK AGAIN, YOU BEAUTIFUL BUT PERPETUALLY-UNLUCKY DUMBASSES

DO NOT WATCH SUPERNATURAL 1:6 IF YOU ARE TRIGGERED BY SEEING A WOMAN GET ATTACKED BY A MAN IN HER...

Wed, 22 May 2013 21:47:29 -0400

DO NOT WATCH SUPERNATURAL 1:6 IF YOU ARE TRIGGERED BY SEEING A WOMAN GET ATTACKED BY A MAN IN HER OWN HOME OR WATCHING BODY HORROR JUST SAYING

I’MMA GO PUKE NOW BRB

AUGH AUGH AUGH THIS EPISODE IS SO AWFUL AAAAAAAAHHHHH covers eyes peeks through fingers

Wed, 22 May 2013 21:43:03 -0400

AUGH AUGH AUGH THIS EPISODE IS SO AWFUL AAAAAAAAHHHHH

*covers eyes*

*peeks through fingers*

SREECHING AND HE’S CLUTCHING HIS ARM WITH ONE OF HIS FINGERS AROUND THE TRIGGER fuCK DEAN...

Wed, 22 May 2013 21:28:52 -0400

SREECHING

AND HE’S CLUTCHING HIS ARM WITH ONE OF HIS FINGERS AROUND THE TRIGGER fuCK

DEAN NO

ALTERNATIVE TITLE FOR SPN: HOW TO FAIL GUN SAFETY FOREVER; A CRASH COURSE IN MONSTERS AND BAD DECISIONS INVOLVING FIREARMS WITH THE WINCHESTER BROTHERS

DEAN DEAN NO DEAN NO GUN SAFETY DON’T TUCK A LOADED GUN IN THE BACK OF YR JEANS YOU’LL...

Wed, 22 May 2013 21:23:34 -0400

DEAN

DEAN NO

DEAN

GUN SAFETY

DON’T TUCK A LOADED GUN IN THE BACK OF YR JEANS YOU’LL SHOOT YR BUTT OFF

Watching 1:6. “Oh, yeah, Dean’s… a cop.” These two beautiful young men...

Wed, 22 May 2013 20:57:37 -0400

Watching 1:6.

“Oh, yeah, Dean’s… a cop.”

These two beautiful young men occupy a throne of LIES.

bakuninja: IM GOING TO CRY PRETTY MUCH I sat through ONE EPISODE just now and I already need to go...

Wed, 22 May 2013 20:29:33 -0400

bakuninja:

IM GOING TO CRY

PRETTY MUCH

I sat through ONE EPISODE just now and I already need to go decompress. @.@

“What, so that’s gotta be… 600 years’ bad luck?” …Wait,...

Wed, 22 May 2013 20:04:10 -0400

“What, so that’s gotta be… 600 years’ bad luck?”

…Wait, don’t they end up in Hell a bunch of times…?

…oh.

Multifandom bonus for homestucks in this episode: They’re wielding crowbars while waiting for...

Wed, 22 May 2013 19:56:00 -0400

Multifandom bonus for homestucks in this episode:

They’re wielding crowbars while waiting for Mary to come so they can break the mirror.

JUJU BREAKERS

Edit:

“Whoa, hey. I’m the boss’ kid.”

“If you’re Mr. Yamashiro’s kid… why are you white?”

Sidenote to the story about Charlie and her ex in 1:5. It was wrong of her to say ‘Go...

Wed, 22 May 2013 19:47:42 -0400

Sidenote to the story about Charlie and her ex in 1:5.

It was wrong of her to say ‘Go ahead’ in response to ‘If you walk out that door, I’ll kill myself.’ But it was not wrong of her to leave. Her ex’s suicide was her ex’s doing, and therefore his fault, NOT hers. Threatening suicide to force a person to stay is extremely coercive, and no one should be expected to stay and take care of that person because they’re holding themself hostage. What needs to be done is that person needs to get professional help, not their would-be ex-SO’s forced company.

If anyone threatens to harm or kill themselves in a bid to keep you with them, contact a help service for them if you want, but above all, get out of there before they do more to hurt themselves and/or you, because even if it ‘works’ once, they’ll do it again and again until someone does get hurt.