Hit page 4 and I'M DONE
It’s like one line on the fourth page. Looks patheeeeeeeetic. BUT HEY I’M DONE COME AT ME, BROS
Just hit page 3 on a 3-5 page essay
And I haven’t wrapped up the first of the two ideas! Oops! ACCIDENTAL OVERACHIEVEMENT, HERE WE GOOOOOO
GTFO of Default Mode, Calibri
NOBODY LOVES YOU NOBODY YOUR MOTHER WAS COMIC SANS
For those who think blacks in America are...
feedmerevolution: Fact: Black youths arrested for drug possession are 48 times more likely to wind up in prison than white youths arrested for the same crime under the same circumstances. Source: “Young White Offenders get lighter treatment,” 2000. The Tennessean. April 26: 8A. Fact: Black and Latino men are three times more likely than white men to be stopped by the police and have their cars...
Fashion design problems
When you draw out the PERFECT design for a form-fitting long-sleeved tunic, and it is basically the coolest thing that your wardrobe could foreseeably hold and then you realize that your design calls for at least fifty-six buttons gdi Mayra stop this avoidance at once and do your fucking essay
The Confederate flag wasn't always popular.
stfuconfederates: After the Civil War, you pretty much got shot for having one. Probably because it’s the symbol of a failed rebellion against the federal government, and the Stars and Bars was a fucking battle flag. It had no political symbolism. It was a battle flag. It meant the person carrying it was going to shoot at you. It was gone for a long time, and guess when it came back. It came...
dinosexual replied to your post: A fictional conversation with my newspaper’s editors This is one of the most poetic ways to put this. Hugs. It made me laugh and feel bad about the situation for you. Hopefully, you’ll be treated better when the editors change! Hehe, thanks! I’m glad it made you laugh! Eh, don’t feel bad. If anything, this situation has inspired me to actually...
YOU DO REALIZE THAT SHERLOCK HOLMES HAS BEEN REMADE 490568249062 TIMES ...– asha-greyjoy is the light of my life (via brogigayo) DO NOT FORGET AN ANDROID AND BLIND KUNTA KINTE (star trek tng) AN ASIAN WOMAN THOUGH?? GET OUTTA HERE WITH THAT UNREASONABLE SHIT. (via lil-ith) …Am I the only one upset over it because Sherlock wasn’t also cast as female?
feeifeei: LAND OF THE SEXUALLY FRUSTRATED AND KITTENS Basically yes.
kit-pocket replied to your post: I’m a freelance bitch, baby Whoa, what? You should really talk to them about this. They should have contacted you. They should have, but… well, as a possible means of explanation as to why they didn’t, they neglected the newspaper’s e-mail address so much last/this year that during the meeting, all progress halted for seven minutes while...
I'm a freelance bitch, baby
So, while I was already irked by getting freelance wages for staff work, I actually opened the (four-page) published newspaper and glanced at the staff list for 2011-2012. And guess what? My name’s not there anymore. Thanks for the memo, guys.
A fictional conversation with my newspaper's...
Come, my child. Sit down with me and let me share with you a tale of hope and wonder. It is a tale that was passed down to me by both of you a long, long time ago, in another reality that has since become lost to you. Ah, but child, I still know it. It is the tale of the Mystical Wage-Increases of Staffdom. Long ago, a freelance editorial cartoonist hungry for stable work ventured forth into the...
takeafuckingsh0wer: NO SIR I DO NOT BITE MY THUMB AT YOU SIR BUT I BITE MY THUMB SIR DO YOU QUARREL, SIR?
The trolling bus driver
someactorkid: awesomephilia: This man sounds like a legend I hereby demand that epics and ballads be composed in this man’s honor.
Quirks of cosplaying in Japan (one of many)
lizzorasaurus: cornerof5thandvermouth: balhalla: tecanoshinju: The great thing about going to Japan is that there are some moments that are just like the clouds part and everything becomes clear. The first time was when I really understood the “I vs We” concept of Japanese society; another was when I was walking to school and it was just snowing sakura petals because they are EVERY WHERE...
So I’m working. AND A HUGE-ASS ANT COMES CRAWLING ALONG THE WALL AT ME And I said NO, FUCK YOU except in my head because the roomie was asleep And I stuck tape over it AND I THREW IT ON THE GROUUUUUUND but but but IT UNSTUCK ITSELF WHY DO WE GET THE FUCKING TROOPER ANTS UP HERE So I grabbed a shoe and put it on and STOMPED IT until it was dead but now EVERY LITTLE ITCH OR TWINGE IS...
GUYS I MADE A NEW WORD ‘Shenanigranny’ Noun: A grandmother or grandmotherly figure who goes about causing shenanigans. AKA WHAT I WANT TO BE WHEN I GROW UP GUYS I FINALLY KNOW WHAT I WANT TO BE I’MMA GROW UP AND BE A SHENANIGRANNY
rufiozuko: Enough Homestuck for tonight. Too tired I can’t admit I know everything that’s going on, only that something is going on. I know John has to save the world… we’ll at least his world. I often get that, “I can’t believe I’m reading this,” feeling… but then there is some really excellent art and I’m diggin some of the music. How long is this thing? How long did it take you guys to get...
3:15AM essay work
I have been reduced to eating Nutella straight out of the jar while awkwardly typing bullshit with one hand by lamplight. This is my life. It’s a good one, but it’d be better if I could focus on ANYTHING for fuck’s sake. …I really want to dance.
rufiozuko: Nannasprite dropping knowledge… I think I’m getting the story… Hopefully this is the story right? I mean, this is where this is all going… right? ahhh, I don’t know. It’s okay, Dante! You’re still very early on in the story. And honestly, it’s one of those stories where you’ll get to where you think you know where it’s going, and then the perspective...
badger-shenanigans: mayra-quijotesca: On the bright side, half of the guests and performers scheduled to be at The Nightmare Machine (the convention that badger-shenanigans wants to take me to) were also in attendance at The Difference Engine. So HEY, maybe they’ll kind-of sort-of remember me from that! *even though I didn’t even have a steamsona back then so I was just long-flowy-skirts...
On the bright side, half of the guests and performers scheduled to be at The Nightmare Machine (the convention that badger-shenanigans wants to take me to) were also in attendance at The Difference Engine. So HEY, maybe they’ll kind-of sort-of remember me from that! *even though I didn’t even have a steamsona back then so I was just long-flowy-skirts Mayra starring as herself and...
Stomach: not empty until 14 minutes after the town closes Brain: Not craving caffeine until 14 minutes after the town closes You know what, fuck you both
When did you guys start reading Homestuck?
solluxsdoubledicks: linh-linh: ibelieveineridanampora: lilywinterwood: fullmoon-cloudlesssky: himapapaftw: dirkthedick: I started a year and a half ago and I just got caught up like 2 weeks ago. If you started a little late in the game like me, how long did it take you to get caught up? i started sometime last year (before august i think) and it took me until the eoa5 flash to...
Person: I'm not sure what to do, any advice?
HP fandom: Eat some chocolate, it'll help
THG fandom: Stay alive
Sherlock fandom: Not my division
Doctor Who fandom: Don't blink. Don't even blink. Blink and you're dead.
Hitchhiker's Guide fandom: DON'T PANIC
Supernatural fandom: Salt! Lots of salt!
Glee fandom: COURAGE
Homestuck fandom: Retrieve arms.
Hetalia fandom: Always lock the door.
Legend of Zelda fandom: It's dangerous to go alone. Take this.
Pokemon fandom: Catch 'em all!
Mediocre Movie Titles
lakrymosa: brosephstalin: balalaikaboss: subtextinbohemia: bespectacledcolfer: bespectacledcolfer: bespectacledcolfer: bewitching-bespectacled-beauty: dorothy-cotton: cryingminotaurs: cvantez: cryingminotaurs: The Alright Gatsby Alexander the Decent The Okay Wall of China The Admissible Depression The not bad Barrier Reef Goodness Gracious moderate balls of fire ...
Banker Leaves 1% Tip On $133 Lunch Bill In...
lil-ith: fuckyeahfeminists: I am fuming. As a former waitress, I know how fucking hurtful this is. Does this even cover the credit card fee that the server will have to pay? This is fucking ridiculous, vindictive and mean. Being a server IS a real job. And if everyone had “real jobs” who the fuck would serve asshats like you, jerk? [Read the rest of HuffPo] Having knowledge of what...
rufiozuko: I think I’m losing my mind… I’m actually understanding things here but at the same time I still don’t get it. Andrew, how ever you created this piece of art, I’m understanding it’s brilliant, it just might be too brilliant for my mind… I can’t believe I’m rereading this stuff. And yes, I saw the “Hello Dante”… I greeted him on twitter… I have to admit, that’s pretty dope. I wonder if...
kit-pocket: HE DIDN’T READ THE PESTERLOGS THAT’S SO FUNNY l;HGKEGD You are MAYRA again, and as someone who was once a TOTAL N00B herself when it came to matters concerning a certain EXCEEDINGLY VERBOSE WEBCOMIC, you are currently in a state of HOW DID HE EVEN regarding a one DANTE BASCO. You contemplate the webcomic’s SETUP. If you had tried to read Homestuck without the pesterlogs, you...
rufiozuko: Dave has an AKAI MPC-1000… that’s dope. & just got told I have to read the “pesterings”… thanks @mpanighetti Things are making more sense now. RE: Eli’s tags: WHAT THE HELL INDEED. How was he even following anything?! He must’ve been so unbelievably confused! Like, even more confused than normal levels of Homestuck-confused. Which are ALREADY PRETTY FUCKING...
lakrymosa: evangelineviola: victorian slang is the fucking greatest for example, old hat means “slut” in victorian slang because both are frequently felt Victorian slang always makes me giggle uncontrollably. FFFFF YES, PERFECT Best reason for a term ever. Although IDK about ‘old’… Harrumph.
Which 3 words would you rather hear? Put a | next...
I'm the Doctor: ||||||||||
Yer a wizard: |||||
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who the fuck is dante and why should i give a damn
badger-shenanigans: aquaticcomposer: He plays Rufio. As in the Rufio referenced constantly in Homestuck. As in the Rufio Andrew Hussie kissed in the middle of the comic. Ah, I see. Why is this just now being a thing??? Because Dante’s actually reading Homestuck now.
Reblog this if you'd hang out with your Tumblr...
lakrymosa: superwholocker: findmeat221bbakerst: jammy-john: REBLOG IF YOU WOULD MEET THEM AT THE AIRPORT GATE AND RUN AT EACH OTHER IN SLOW MOTION, ARMS WIDE OPEN WHILE “AT LAST” PLAYS OVER THE PA SYSTEM AND AS I RAN I WOULD CLICK THE SMOKE MACHINE ON AND HAVE MY HAIR CASCADING BEHIND ME, AND WHEN WE FALL INTO EACH OTHERS ARMS, WE SHALL CHERISH THIS BEAUTIFUL MOMENT OF FINALLY BEING...