May 2013
3 tags
so looks like I’m literally incapable of staying awake for more than 12 hours without feeling like absolute shit. *throws confetti* I’M SO FUCKING GLAD AND OH BY THE WAY I HATE SO MUCH ABOUT EVERYTHING RIGHT NOW.
summer wardrobe AKA fall wardrobe with the...
browngirlinterrupted:
broke femme chronicles
2 tags
“so he gets fucked up by the desks and she’s like “aw shit someone...”
– Izzie, explaining me a thing about Dangan Ronpa Zero.
1 tag
carry me out all my feels are in pain right now
here, watch this show, it’ll bust your soul into tiny-bite-sized pieces and slowly, thoroughly chew them up one by one as it stares sadistically into your fading, unblinking eyes and grins with all its teeth when it sees your fingers reach over on their own to click the next episode
1 tag
MOM WINCHESTER FEELS AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH *GROSS SOBBING FOREVER*
okay that’s 1:9 for me. Lily’s already at 3:14, I mean DAMN. I can’t go that fast.
2 tags
…
oh.
Well, on a ten-point scale from One to Upsetting, that was about a TWENTY.
1 tag
Oh shit, NOW what? I should’ve known this episode wasn’t over.
3 tags
1:9
Sam: Uh, don’t worry, we’ll pay for all this (referring to the damage in the now-trashed but poltergeist-free home) Dean: *looks at Sam like ‘Uh, excuse your big mouth, WHO’S paying?!’* Missouri: Don’t you worry, Dean’s going to clean up all this mess. Dean: *looks at Missouri like ‘Wait, I’m going to WHAT?! Why me?!’*
He has the...
3 tags
2 tags
1 tag
1:9
NO WHY THE FUCK DID Y’ALL SPLIT UP
LIKE I GET THAT SAM AND DEAN ARE LIKE THE PATRON BROS OF BAD LIFE CHOICES BUT MISSOURI? REALLY?
FUCK SAVING TIME, THE HOUSE IS OUT TO GET ANYONE INSIDE IT AND Y’ALL ARE ALL GONNA BE DOING YR POLTERGEIST-BANISHING IN THREE SEPARATE ROOMS?! GET THE FUCK OUTTA THERE. NO. LIKE, SERIOUSLY. ACTUALLY GET OUT OF THE HOUSE. GET THE NEW FAMILY’S THINGS...
2 tags
This probably upsets me so much because when I was 4-5 I had recurring nightmares about being in a car alone and it locked itself and drove away with me inside away from Mom and I had no idea where I was going and it was really terrible
I DON’T LIKE THINGS AUTOLOCKING WHEN KIDS ARE TRAPPED IN THEM OKAY
1 tag
NO NO NO KID STAY AWAY FROM THE DEMON FRIDGE
YOU THINK IT’S OFFERING YOU JUICE
BUT WHAT AWAITS YOU IS ONLY TERROR
EDIT: AND NOW HE’S LOCKED IN THE FRIDGE WHAT THE FUCK DID I SAY I KNEW THAT FRIDGE WAS TROUBLE WHEN I SAW THE FUCKING LOCK ON IT AND NOW THAT KID’S TRAPPED IN THE DEMON FRIDGE SOMEBODY HELP THE KID I’M SO UPSET
2 tags
tentacuddles:
milkydayy:
i know everyones freaking out about yahoo buying tumblr but maybe just maybe its the beggining of something
well then… you don’t have to tell me to ship it twice.
2 tags
Missouri more like BEST CHARACTER IN THIS ENTIRE SERIES SO FAR <3
Oh. Aw. We’re back to the house now. WAIT NO LADY DON’T LEAVE YR KID IN THE KITCHEN A DUDE LITERALLY JUST LOST AN ARM TO THAT KITCHEN YOU GO PICK THAT KID UP AND TAKE THEM WITH YOU WHAT ARE YOU DOING
3 tags
oh
okay
he didn’t lose his hand thank the sweet baby Jesus
*high-pitched whimpering*
EDIT: OH GOD NONONO HE’S REACHING BACK IN NO PLEASE NO FOR THE LOVE OF FUCK DID HE NOT HAVE A POLE HE COULD USE NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO *flies through the sun*
EDIT 2: AAAAAAHHHHHH IT GOT HIS ARM AAAAAAAAHHHHH THAT FUCKING MONKEY THING WITH THE CYMBALS IS CLAPPING AND SQUEAKING IN TIME WITH HIS...
3 tags
oh god NO
NO
PLUMBER DUDE
I KNOW YOU DISCONNECTED THE THING BUT DON’T STICK YR HAND IN THE DISPOSAL YOU WON’T GET IT BACK
THAT HOUSE ISN’T RIGHT AND YOU’RE ABOUT TO LOSE A LIMB NO NO NO NO NOOOOOO
1 tag
1:9
“Please God, don’t let it be rats.”
OH IT WON’T BE, DON’T YOU WORRY
Edit:
OH FUCK IT WAS THEIR HOUSE NO FUCKING WONDER
2 tags
Supernatural 1:9 is already making me think of Dave Strider’s take on the whole ‘there are no monsters in yr room’ thing.
TG: like hey mom dad theres a dinosaur or a ghost or whatever in my room. ‘yeah right junior go back to bed’
TG: just once id like to see dad crap his pants when a kid says theres a vampire in his closet
TG: “OH SHIT EVERYONE IN THE...
riddlemehiddleston:
things that say a lot about a person
their favourite character
the lyrics they write on their hands
the colours they wear
which murder weapon they prefer
how they make their tea
Whoa whoa, whoa, don’t you think that’s a bit drastic?! Like… come on, let’s all calm down here for a moment, because… gosh, I can’t believe OP went there....
2 tags
bakuninja:
when u can’t watch important episodes of SPN cuz some of the content is triggering
yep
or when you accidentally watch episodes without realizing they have triggering content and then you have to panic and administer emergency self-care
1 tag
drparisa:
i’m glad that AC3 took that extra mile in being historically accurate to the point where using guns and muskets drove me insane because of the reloading time and i wish that ONCE connor just got fed up and tore off his robes and flexed his arms like ‘SAY HELLO TO MY GUNS: THE LEFT ONE IS ‘FREEDOM,’ THE RIGHT ONE IS ‘JUSTICE,’ AND THEY DON’T NEED TO BE RELOADED’
1 tag
1 tag
myreligioniskindness:
explosion2:
myreligioniskindness:
my brother tried to pick up a banana to make it look like he was talking on the phone but all the bananas in the bunch came with it and he just looked at me and went “i guess it’s a conference call”
A++ recovery
don’t encourage him
1 tag
4 tags
Amazon Unveils a [Horrifying] Fanfic Publishing...
deine-schuld:
chocobo-strider:
lingeringlilies:
Today, Amazon announced the imminent launch of its newest endeavor, Kindle Worlds, a publishing platform for fanfiction. When I read the announcement, I was horrified, then angry, then sad. I want to take a moment to explain why this is such a tragedy.
Read More
This is important for ANYONE who writes Fanfiction. Read this now and beware.
...
1 tag
welp
I stayed up until 2
anyone who isn’t on Skype by now ain’t getting on it.
*sigh*
*rolls over and sulks*
1 tag
“You don’t break a curse; you get out of its way.”
Unexpected wise words from the man WHO WOULD OTHERWISE SEEM TO HAVE NO GOD-GIVEN SENSE WHATSOEVER
4 tags
I’m glad Sam’s talking to the kid. They both don’t really relate to their folks, and the kid’s realtor dad treats him like a freak, so Sam told him in a couple of years (he’s 16), he can go off to college and not have to worry about his dad’s constant disapproval as much.
And the kid doesn’t seem antagonistic; now that he trusts Sam a bit, he’s been...
3 tags
Friendly warning to SKIP EPISODE 1:8 IF YOU ARE ARACHNOPHOBIC HOLY SHIT
1 tag
bakuninja replied to your post: 1:8 So this episode is called ‘Bugs’, huh. Well,…
I skipped that one about 10-15 minutes in
I’ll stick with it and see how it goes.
3 tags
1:8
So this episode is called ‘Bugs’, huh.
Well, there’s no way this can go badly.
…
OKAY, TWO MINUTES IN AND IT IS ALREADY GOING VERY BADLY NONONONONONOOOOOOOOO
2 tags
4 tags
1 tag
1:7
SHIT WHAT THE FUCK AUGH
2 tags
DEAN YOU FUCKING FUCK
SAM JUST GOT HIS ASS ARRESTED TO BUY YOU TIME AND YOU GO DO THE ONE THING HE LITERALLY SAID DON’T DO
DISHONOR
DISHONOR ON YOU, DISHONOR ON YR CAR
but if he rolled up outside my house and said ‘get in’ I’d totally do it because for someone without a rational bone in his body he is DAMN FINE hnnnnnnnn
1 tag
1:6
Dean and Sam find the car:
Dean: Finally, something goes right tonight. Police Siren: BIUUUUUUUUUUUUU
THINK AGAIN, YOU BEAUTIFUL BUT PERPETUALLY-UNLUCKY DUMBASSES
3 tags
DO NOT WATCH SUPERNATURAL 1:6 IF YOU ARE TRIGGERED BY SEEING A WOMAN GET ATTACKED BY A MAN IN HER OWN HOME OR WATCHING BODY HORROR JUST SAYING
I’MMA GO PUKE NOW BRB
1 tag
AUGH AUGH AUGH THIS EPISODE IS SO AWFUL AAAAAAAAHHHHH
*covers eyes*
*peeks through fingers*
2 tags
SREECHING
AND HE’S CLUTCHING HIS ARM WITH ONE OF HIS FINGERS AROUND THE TRIGGER fuCK
DEAN NO
ALTERNATIVE TITLE FOR SPN: HOW TO FAIL GUN SAFETY FOREVER; A CRASH COURSE IN MONSTERS AND BAD DECISIONS INVOLVING FIREARMS WITH THE WINCHESTER BROTHERS
2 tags
DEAN
DEAN NO
DEAN
NO
GUN SAFETY
DON’T TUCK A LOADED GUN IN THE BACK OF YR JEANS YOU’LL SHOOT YR BUTT OFF
3 tags
Watching 1:6.
“Oh, yeah, Dean’s… a cop.”
These two beautiful young men occupy a throne of LIES.
3 tags
bakuninja:
IM GOING TO CRY
PRETTY MUCH
I sat through ONE EPISODE just now and I already need to go decompress. @.@
2 tags
“What, so that’s gotta be… 600 years’ bad luck?”
…Wait, don’t they end up in Hell a bunch of times…?
…oh.
2 tags
Multifandom bonus for homestucks in this episode:
They’re wielding crowbars while waiting for Mary to come so they can break the mirror.
JUJU BREAKERS
Edit:
“Whoa, hey. I’m the boss’ kid.”
“If you’re Mr. Yamashiro’s kid… why are you white?”
2 tags
Sidenote to the story about Charlie and her ex in 1:5.
It was wrong of her to say ‘Go ahead’ in response to ‘If you walk out that door, I’ll kill myself.’ But it was not wrong of her to leave. Her ex’s suicide was her ex’s doing, and therefore his fault, NOT hers. Threatening suicide to force a person to stay is extremely coercive, and no one should be...
2 tags
Still on 1:5.
Basically, the moral to every story like this ever is YOU DO NOT FUCK WITH SPIRITS. So much yelling at the screen.
Don’t antagonize spirits, whether you believe in them or not. Jeez.
2 tags
I’m five minutes into 1:5 of Supernatural and I CALL BULLSHIT
DISBELIEF UNSUSPENDED
If you are trying to trick someone into believing you’re a med student working on a paper for a uni class, you don’t then whip out a fistful of $100s to bribe for morgue access. NO UNI STUDENT HAS THAT KIND OF MONEY. Cover=BLOWN. Sam, ya done fuck’d up.
2 tags
princess—of—fury replied to your post: A grandmotherly-looking woman complimented my…
wahoaaaah, that’s frickin awesome. I wanna meet cool old people when I go to Walgreens too.
Well, if it helps, we started talking because we got to the pharmacy line at the same time and I told her she could go on ahead. Lines to things open all kinds of interactions—I even met my best...
