having to retrieve yr glasses from behind a huge spider’s huge spiderweb at 2:45AM during a thunderstorm when you’re half-awake is probably not the worst feel in the world, but let’s be real, it is pretty damn high on the list.
brrrrrrrrrrrr I hope I didn’t make it mad
LET ME JUST SAY
IF YOU DON’T ALREADY THINK THIS WOMAN IS AN AMAZONIAN PRINCESS
YOU ARE DOING IT TOO WRONG FOR WORDS.
ahhhhh fuck please
NO ONE WOULD MAKE ME HAPPIER
YES SOMEONE IN CHARGE MAKE THIS HAPPEN.
plus there’s a long tradition of latinas playing wonder woman, SoooooOOoooo IT IS ONLY NATURAL.
Please please please Gina Torres is the BEST
If masturbating while stoned isn’t called weed whacking I don’t know how to live my life anymore
inb4 comment about how yahoo paid money for this site
Okay, that Fiat commercial with the lady sunbathing on her back and a scorpion snips the back of her bikini top is probably supposed to be sexy but all I can think is LADY NO THERE’S A SCORPION ON YR BACK OH NO OH GOD DON’T MAKE ANY SUDDEN MOVEMENTS FUCK SOMEONE CALL SOMEBODY
If I ever tell you I’m going to sleep and then you see me posting or liking things online for about an hour immediately after that, I promise I wasn’t lying to you, I’m just bad at going to sleep and it is usually a long process that begins with disengaging from any sort of immediate contact with people (chats, for example) and ends when everything on my screen is blurry and I’m hallucinating plot points I haven’t written yet
Being allergic is suffering.