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Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
tw: arachnophobia
having to retrieve yr glasses from behind a huge spider’s huge spiderweb at 2:45AM during a thunderstorm when you’re half-awake is probably not the worst feel in the world, but let’s be real, it is pretty damn high on the list.
brrrrrrrrrrrr I hope I didn’t make it mad
PETITION FOR GINA TORRES TO PLAY WONDER WOMAN
BECAUSE
AND ALSO
JUST
LET ME JUST SAY
IF YOU DON’T ALREADY THINK THIS WOMAN IS AN AMAZONIAN PRINCESSYOU ARE DOING IT TOO WRONG FOR WORDS.
ahhhhh fuck please
OMYGOD YES
YES PLEASE
NO ONE WOULD MAKE ME HAPPIER
YES SOMEONE IN CHARGE MAKE THIS HAPPEN.
plus there’s a long tradition of latinas playing wonder woman, SoooooOOoooo IT IS ONLY NATURAL.
Please please please Gina Torres is the BEST
If masturbating while stoned isn’t called weed whacking I don’t know how to live my life anymore
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inb4 comment about how yahoo paid money for this site
Okay, that Fiat commercial with the lady sunbathing on her back and a scorpion snips the back of her bikini top is probably supposed to be sexy but all I can think is LADY NO THERE’S A SCORPION ON YR BACK OH NO OH GOD DON’T MAKE ANY SUDDEN MOVEMENTS FUCK SOMEONE CALL SOMEBODY
LES MIS ROMAN AU | PART ONE: PATRON-MINETTE
the renowned quartet, slaves bound for death who rose above their own fates, infamous through the whole of the roman empire for their ruthlessness. claxuss who fights in the shadows, masked and most mysterious. gulemero is a hercules, looming over the arena and his unlucky opponents. babetti is said to have delivered blows that can knock rows of teeth clear from a man’s mouth. parnassius is young, a handsome deceiver whose greatest pleasure is gore and creating magnificent deaths. their names are whispered in the shadows of the arena. they are less than man and more than monsters. they are the gladiators of hades and death is their fifth companion.
(Source: hipocampo)
Chances are, if you’ve logged into tumblr within the past week you’ve noticed that there’s an awful lot of Pokemon splicing going on. I was particularly fond of the cute Koffing splices so I made plushies of Chanfing and Raifing *u*
I don’t have room to keep these (they’re bigger than they look in the pictures!), but I’m not sure how much I’d want to sell them for. If you’re interested in adopting one/both shoot me an offer, I also have a trade wishlist~
O M F G!!!!!
WHAT THE HELL THOSE ARE THE MOST PROFESSIONAL-LOOKING FANPLUSHIES I HAVE EVER LAID EYES ON
If I ever tell you I’m going to sleep and then you see me posting or liking things online for about an hour immediately after that, I promise I wasn’t lying to you, I’m just bad at going to sleep and it is usually a long process that begins with disengaging from any sort of immediate contact with people (chats, for example) and ends when everything on my screen is blurry and I’m hallucinating plot points I haven’t written yet
Being allergic is suffering.
